Who will be next POTUS. This question fascinate me as other crores of Indians though we will never go any where near to US or its colonies like Saudi Arabia (Oops am I inviting a Fatwa from Zakir Naik). POTUS word itself sound like straight coming from John Trvolta Movie, remains the most dammed post. As any other Indian I also have lots of interest in all american things be it movies, economy, policies, or Monika Lewinsky.
Watching the 24*7 news channel, my Nani suddenly announced that Donald J Trump will be the choose one. Now even my dad can't argue with her MIL, who am I, a lesser mortal. My wife knows that I support Hillery Clinton winks at me, who after 16 years of marrige ,one kid and properly serving her all her near n distant relatives still thinks that I am good for nothing. Don't pity on me if you are a husband, you are no better. Only thing that I have guts to say it on public platform n you don't. For the simple reason that she does not read my blogs. OMG, I am so brave.
Now if you ask me why I support Mrs Clinton, if you are a hubby you should also support her. GOD has stopped making wives like her who support her good for nothing hubby even after his semen found on other women panty n lips (Sigh)
My position was like Manmohan singh between Sonia and the Junta. My wife (Junta) was laughing at me and I want to question Nani (Sonia), but have no guts to question MIL of my dad. I look at my son and twinkle in his eyes made me do the unexpected and I asked my Nani that why does she thinks that Trump will win.
Nani gave me the look similar to Arnab gave his Paki panelist in The News Hour show. For your information Nani credited herself with announcement of Modi's win against all knowing Brakha Dutt. For this she was right for a change, when all top notch journo was against modi, Nani announced that he will be the next PM of India.
"He is modi of US of A". My Nani drops the bomb. I was dumbstruck, and looking in my eyes she said that Hillery is Mrs Gandhi of US. What the hail? How? Here is Nani's list and the reasons.
1. Like Modi, media is against the Trump.
2. Like Modi, Trump have a success story
3. Like Modi, Trump is straight forward, blunt, doer and unconventional politician.
4. Like Modi, Trump is mejotarian.
5. Like Modi, veterans of party are against Modi.
6. And best thing is that like Modi, Trump also does not sleep like us lesser mortals.
Hillery has low credibilty, soft and nothing to show except leaked emails and semen in her cedibilty.
I just quaitly got up and and start making tea for myself.